My name is Grievous and I'm an evil cyborg. My hobbies include rhythmic gymnastics, tying girls to train tracks, kidnapping people, and tap dancing. I am not fruity. I'll have you know rhythmic gymnastics is a very manly sport. And I'm evil. Did I mention that? I'm a very dark and evil cyborg. In fact, I bartend. In the dark. I'm going to open the most evil bar on Coruscant! And it's all thanks to Chancellor Palpatine. He's swell! So is that nice Dooku fellow. He's teaching me to use my lightsaber! I think they're the only two decent humans. That angry bald guy needs a vacation... attacking a poor innocent cyborg. I'm just glad that nice green lady could heal me. Stupid humans. I hate them.

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